The difference between an artist and a kleptomaniac is that one of them is carrying an easel.
A famous painter visits an art school class to make a few remarks at the request of the class's teacher. However, the teacher never turns up, having eloped with the class's nude model. Since the class has nothing to paint and no one to teach them the famous painter steps up to the posing platform. His "few remarks" reveal more than dropped panties ever could.
An uncomfortable comedy about what happens when preservation of beauty becomes a partnership with posers, parasites and pervs.
Written and performed by James Howell
directed by Kiersten Tough